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Saturday Night Live (US) - [1] 1/28/78Bill Murray, as a lounge act at a resort, sings 'Nothin' but Star Wars' ( to SW Main Theme) to the patrons. [2] 1977 mono: Obi-Wan Kenobi (DAA) guides host as she tells a Star Wars-themed joke [3] Beach Blanket Bimbo from Outer Space 11/18/78 Guest Carrie Fisher partakes in the beach blanket spoof as Princess Leia in this surf/space crossover skit (Thanks to Jedi_Delirious for the text for this reference!)

Surfer: Surf's up!
Sandy: Gee, the beach is fun this year!
Buzz: Remember how much fun we had last year! But this year is the most fun!
Skeeter: Oh gee, I love being tanned and popular!
Sandy: Boy! We really have a lot of fun, considering it's the 50's and we're past puberty and we don't even have sex yet!
Buzz: And we don't drink, we don't smoke dope.. and it'll be seven years before we hear about acid!
Moondoggie: If only we weren't sending so many civilian advisors into Vietnam, but..
Skeeter: Oh.. stop thinking, Moondoggie! We're just here to have mindless fun! [ Frankie and Annette approach] Hi, Annette! Hi, Frankie!
Annette: Hiiii. [ giggles ]
Frankie: Annette? Do you love me?
Annette: You know I do, Frankie..
Frankie: Prove it! Let me go all the way tonight, huh?
Annette: No!
Frankie: Well, come on! how about third base?
Annette: No!
Frankie: Oh, come on! Second base!
Annette: No!
Frankie: Well, let me.. let me just touch the sides!
Annette: No! Frankie, no! If I let you, you won't respect me!
Frankie: Annette.. please!
Annette: Oh! Don't handle the merchandise!
[spaceship effects are heard]
Moondoggie: Wow! What's that?! Is that a flying saucer?!
[ Princess Leia approaches]
Buzz: I don't know.. but I sure hope she stays all summer!
Sandy: Uh-oh.. competition..
Princess Leia: Hi, everybody! I'm from another galaxy, in another time, in another movie! I'm an exchange student from outer space, and I just dropped onto this swell beach! Gee, I.. I sure hope you guys speak English!
Sandy: Well.. we do.. I'm Sandy, and this is Buzz, and Skeeter, and Moondoggy. We're the popular crowd! [ laughs ]
Skeeter: A clique of middle-class WASPs and Italian teenagers living off our parents until it's hip to reject them!
Princess Leia: Hi!
Annette: Hi. I-I'm Annette.. and this is my boyfriend Frankie.. and these are my breasts.
Princess Leia: Hi! Hi!
Frankie: Welcome to Party Beach. Say, what's your name?
Princess Leia: I-I'm Princess Leia!
Frankie: Wow! A real princess from outer space.
Buzz: Princess.. Lay.. ah!
[ everyone laughs ]
Annette: You see. this is the 50's, and nice girls don't go all the way.
Frankie: And we're so horny, we'll laugh at anything that even sounds dirty!
Buzz: No matter how stupid it is! [ laughs ]
Surfer: Surf's up!
Everyone: Yay!
Frankie: Say.. Princess Leia. Did you bring a bathing suit?
Sure! [ removes her clothes to reveal a shiny bikini ] Will this do?
[ all the guys whistled, impressed with Princess Leia's layout ]
Frankie: Talk about heavenly bodies! Wow! She's outta sight!
Annette: [ miffed ] You two certainly have a lot in common - space! She comes from it, and.. you've got a lot between your ears! Come on, girls!
[ the girls stomp away from the beach scene, leaving Frankie and Princess Leia alone ]
Frankie: You know.. Annette's right. I.. I am interested in.. outer space.. travel.. Say, tell me, Princess - say, on your planet, a guy's going out with a girl since the beginning of high school. how long should he have to wait until he.. gets under her bra?
Princess Leia: Uh.. usually, until he can get her alone in his car.
Moondoggy: Well, what if he doesn't have a car?
Princess Leia: Then he should borrow his dad's.
Buzz: Well.. how old do you have to be on your planet to.. get a driver's license?
Princess Leia: 16.
Buzz: Ah, nuts! Then I'd have to wait another three months!
[ Vincent Price enters the beach scene ]
Vincent Price: Having fun, kids?
Frankie: Hey! Aren't you Vincent Price?!
Vincent Price: Who's your friend, son?
Frankie: This is Princess Leia!
Vincent Price: Hello, Your Highness.
Frankie: Mr. Price, where are you going with all those little cubes of raw meat.
Vincent Price: This is marinated lamb, and I'm.. taking it up the beach.. for a barbecue at the home of a close, personal friend of mine, who's a recording artist.
Princess Leia: I bet you're making shish-kabob!
Vincent Price: Yes!
Princess Leia: I hope you didn't forget the garlic!
Vincent Price: Leave garlic out of shish-kabob? Honey, I'd sooner slash my wrists. Someday, I'd.. really like to teach you how to cook.
Frankie: Gee.. thanks, Mr. Price.
Vincent Price: Have fun, kids. [ exits ]
Frankie: He sure is friendly - for an older guy, you know?
Princess Leia: Everybody seems to be friendly here!
Frankie: You'd fit in right here on Earth. Say.. I bet you know how to kiss great.
Princess Leia: "Kiss"? What's "kiss"?
Frankie: You don't know what "kiss" means?
Princess Leia: No!
Frankie: Well, just close your eyes.. and open your mouth.
[ Princess Leia closes her eyes and opens her mouth, as Frankie makes his move. Annette re-enters the scene and catches him ]
Annette: What are you trying to do, give her artificial respiration?!
Frankie: Uh.. uh.. she had some spinach caught in her teeth.. and I was just trying to help her pull it out!
Annette: Get your meat hooks off of him, Your Highness! He's my guy!
Princess Leia: Wait a minute! You got me all wrong! I'm no cheap tramp from tomorrow! I'm no space slut!
[ background music pots up, as Princess Leia breaks into a 50's teen angst song variant ]
Princess Leia: [ singing ]
I'm a teenager from outer space Trying to make it in the human race. Although I come from another world I'm really a very nice girl!
And even though I'm dropping from the sky I would never steal another girl's guy! I don't want all the girls to hate me I just want.. the guys to date me!
I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit I want to find.. a boy that's really cute! Writing love letters in the sand dunes But it's hard.. when you're the new kid on Earth!
Chorus:
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi..!
Annette: Gee! Maybe I was a little rough on you!
Princess Leia: Couldn't we be friends now?
Annette: Sure!
[ they hug ]
Princess Leia: [ continues to sing ]
There'll come a day, and I hope it's soon Whether you come from the skies or moon!
Frankie: It won't matter if you're green or blue.
Princess Leia: You'll find.. the boy that's right for you!
Everyone: I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit
Princess Leia: I want to find.. a boy that's really cute!
Everyone:
Write love letters in the sand dunes
But it's really hard when you're the new kid on Earth!
Wo-oh!
You're the new kid on Earth!
[ suddenly, cool guy Eric Von Zipper enters the scene ]
Frankie: [ awestruck ] Eric Von Zipper!!
Eric Von Zipper: Hey! I heard there was a new broad on the beach! I dig that crazy chick! She's got more curves than the Ventura Freeway!
[ the gang laughs, as Vincent Price re-enters the scene ]
Vincent Price: Hi, kids. Remember that recording artist friend I was telling you about? Well, here he is.
Annette: [ excited ] Hey look, everybody! It's Chubby Checker!
Everyone: CHUBBY CHECKER?! WOW!!
Chubby Checker: Hi, gang! Do you kids like to have fun?!
Everyone: YEAHHHH!!!
Chubby Checker: Great! 'Cause there's nothing I like better than entertaining white, middle-class kids on the beach! So come on, everybody! Let's Twist!
[ singing ]
Come on and twist in a two-piece bathing suit
With a girl who's really cute!
Frankie: [singing ] Thank you, Chubby.. for New Twist.. on Eaaaarth!
Chorus:
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi..!
[ fade to SUPER: " Coming up next... We Saved Gidget's Brain" ]

[7] 5/19/01 - They were showing a montage of cinema love affairs one was between Christopher Walken's janitor and Chris Kattan's Mango. One of the parodies was from A New Hope with Walken dressed like Han in the Stormtrooper armor and Mango was Princess Leia. (interesting since he was once considered for the part) [8] ? Jimmy Fallon sings two Star Wars songs. [8] ?Darrel Hammond is doing a 'news' piece as Dick Cheney. He rips open his shirt to reveal an exact copy of Darth Vader's 'chest box' (no other verbal reference was made) [9] ? David Spade was 'reviewing' the Special Edition of Star Wars (1997) that he saw that weekend. Spade reported that the movie made millions over the weekend, saying, 'Now George Lucas can afford that sporty new Miatta he's had his eye on' [10] Hugh Jackman 12/8/01 Hugh Jackman in an audition for a sexy robot in Star Wars. His only line: "Luke, watch out!" [11] 4/18/00 Toby McGuire hosts. Toby doing the monologue, a guy from the audience (a plant) guesses all the films Toby has been in. 'Toby' McGuire instead of Jerry MaGuire Etc., Then a heckler mentions Ep 1 TPM on Video/DVD..."Were you in that?" Toby says, "Well, if it will make you stop...yes I was" heckler, "Who were you, what character did you play?" Toby, "mmmm, well, I was Jar Jar Binks." heckler: "Jar Jar Binks?!? Jar jar sucked" "If jar jar's on, change the Channel" [12] Patrick Stewart (#35.9) 2/12/94 David Spade as Joan Rivers in a skit that included Patrick Stuart in a spoof of Star Trek Love Boat. excerpt: Hey, did you ever notice, when they beam you on board, your underwear rides up on ya? It's like an intergalactic Wedgie. >> Oh, oh, oh! Look at this place! What a dump! Who is my travel agent, Darth Vader? [13] ?David Spade on Star Wars Special Edition: "I liked this movie the first time I saw it... when it was called Star Wars-- wait..." [14] 2/2/02 Jarrod's Room skit - Potheads Jarrod & Goby (who have an internet show) start with Goby off-camera "singing" the Imperial March as a very very very very long Star Wars bong comes across the the screen (thanks to LittleGreenMaster for # 14) [15] George Lucas (Hammond) shows some clips of shots all on digital film. This is after the N'Sync hype and they have them in two scenes. There is also the celebrity council with Obi-Wan, Yoda, Mace, Yarael, Cartman, Alf, Harry Potter, Mayor McCheese. And they had a sketch with Jar-Jar, where George says he's more refined. Jar Jar: mesa go peepee and poopie. Meesa stinky winky. (thanks to yodaminch for #15) [16] Hammond joked about how he had a picture of his head on Boba Fett's body, "that I made in Adobe Photoshop" [17] Justin Timberlake 10/11/03 Chris Matthews skit, in a reply to a guest on the show, "Chris" says, "Your Jedi Mind Tricks aren't going to work on me Lord Vader" [18] Drew Barrymore 2/13/04 (one of the four she hosts that never seem to be rerun on Comedy Central). DREW: Thank you, everybody, it's great to be back! (applause) Thank you! Thank you! Thanks, you guys! Hey, it's great to be back here, hosting Saturday Night Live. You know, the first time I hosted the show I was seven years old - it was way back in the early 80's, right after I did ET. Now, that seems like a lifetime ago, and I've made a bunch of movies since then -- [ ET (Forte) enters] ET: Drew-ewww. Drew-ewww! DREW: Oh, my God! E.T.! ET: It's been so long! DREW: I know! What are you doing here? I thought you went.. home. ET: Well, I came back to do a spot on "I Love the 80’s", on VH1. DREW: Right, right.. well.. gosh. We should, uh, sit around and.. catch up and talk.. and.. you know - later, I'll get you some Reese's Pieces. ET: Noooo. I'm on Atkins. DREW: Right. Isn't everybody now..? [ 3CPO (Meyers) enters] C3PO: Drew Barrymore! DREW: C3PO? C3PO: I haven't you since we were together in Star Wars. DREW: I wasn't.. I wasn't even in Star Wars. C3PO: Wasn't in Star Wars? But of course you were! DREW: No. I mean.. I was pretty messed up at certain points back then, but I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I was in Star Wars. [ Zelda Rubenstein (Dratch) as Tangina Barrons from Poltergeist, enters] ZELDA: Do not go in-to the light! DREW: Okay -- ZELDA: Run a-way from the liight. DREW: Okay, who are you? ZELDA: It's me, your co-star from Poltergeist - Midget Laadyy! DREW: Wait a minute.. I wasn't in Poltergeist. ZELDA: Are you suurre? I rememmmber a little girliiie! DREW: Yes. No. I'm.. positive, I'm sure. No. ZELDA: You can't tell me you did-n't au-dit-ion for it.. DREW: Actually, I did, funny enough. But.. no. That was a long time ago -- [Vader (Farrell) enters] VADER: Young Barrymore. I am your father. DREW: Wait. You guys! I wasn't in Star Wars, I wasn't in Poltergeist, and you're definitely not my father! VADER: Well, guess I'll just...throw this damn thing away ("awws" from the audience) DREW: Wait, no, no! That's really sweet, actually. Why don't you read it to me. VADER: Ohh, alright. "I held you when you skinned your knee. My heart soared on your graduation day. And, although I'm known by many other names: Lord of the Sith. Vader. Anakin the Skywalker. Whatever. The one I'm most proud of...is DAD" And then I wrote something about, Happy Valentine's Day. Daddy. DREW: Thank you, Thank you. Happy Valentine's Day. I think that was so sweet. I wish all of you were my Valentine. ET: Not me! ET holding out for Kelis. I like milkshakes! [19] 5/15/04 Tina Fey (Weekend Update) talks about the conditions of Iraqi prisoners getting worse. The photo they show is of three Stormtroopers with two civilian prisoners on their knees and hands on their heads. <hmmm, is that the 501st??> [20] 9/21/01 Skit Jeopary - Anne Heche (Reese Witherspoon) answers her Final Jeopardy question as her résumé, included are people she's slept with, one of them is Chewbacca [21] Paris Hilton 2/5/05 Paris plays a phone sex operator dressed as Princess Leia (ala ANH) and helps late night nerds stay "up" [22] 4/23/05 Opening Sketch Literature and philosophy, humankind's greatest musical genius, [laughter] the undeniable champion of all racquet sports, the owner of Korea's most vibrant and luxurious head of hair, [laughter] the NBA's third all-time leading re-bounder, [laughter] the most esteemed collector of Star Wars memorabilia, Kim Jong-Il! [23] 2/23/05 Limo Sketch Limo driver cannot place Paul Giamatti from films he's been in... "What else was I in? Help me out here, Honey. (Planet of the Apes) Right, Planet of the Apes. (with Marky Mark?!, man I don't recognize you from that) I was in a lot of makeup. (Now, see, now I think you're messing with me. "Cause, you know, I could tell people I was in Star Wars and I was a little robot or something like that. You know what I'm saying?. [24] 3/19/05 Help Me Henry to news sketch In an interview with 60 Minutes, George Lucas described the upcoming Star Wars movie as "Titanic in Space" and "a tearjerker" and.. "not so good" [25] 1970's (Bill Murray, Laraine Newman - Swank girls in icy military base Whoo Whoo! Amber's favorite movies are, Star Wars and Jaws 2. She enjoys white wine and a little bit of moonlight. [26] Will Farrell 5/14/05 Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Vasquez, you are on fire today. Now, Lucas is on man rag about us showing a clip. So here's our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects, and that Hayden Christensen is evil and sweaty. >> Actually, the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. Skywalker was first offered to Leonard DiCaprio, but he wasn't willing to -- oh! Oh. [ Laughter ] you know, now I'm smelling it, and that's pretty rough. [ Laughter ] >> okay, I have one question. What happened to Jar Jar Binks? Me-sa thinks-sa this movie needed-sa more Jar Jar Binks-sa [laughter] Okay, Lucas, I give you a break because I do like seeing the whole army of Chewbaccas. Actually, it's an army of Wookiees. Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee. Okay, enough of the yap session, what do y'all rate this movie? I give it four thumbs up. One for CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen, and one for the fiery and Spanish-y Jimmy Smits. I give this two stars up. One star for the army of Chewbaccas. And one for Yoda, played by Frank Oz, who I think also played Mini-mi [laughter] Actually, no, Mini-me was played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite all-time film, The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, my God, I just got another whiff. [27] Lindsay Lohan 5/21/05 Hey, lady, can you take off that crazy headdress. >> I'm sorry. >> Oh, no. Queen Amidala cannot remove her headdress. Sorry. >> It's hot as balls in this suit. [ Laughter ] >> unzip the back. >> It is unzipped. >> What? >> It is unzipped. >> Oh, man. That is a ton of back hair, dude. >> Why do you think I've always identified with the Wookiee race? >> You should identify with a razor. Can you tell me again why you had to dress like Anakin when you knew all along that I was going to dress like Anakin? >> I don't know. Maybe because I look just like Hayden Christensen. >> You specifically told me that you were coming as Darth Vader. >> Anakin is Darth Vader. >> Not in the world of costumes! >> Keep it down, please. >> Jeez, Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda have as much chemistry as General Grievous and Mace Windu. [laughter] You used to like jokes like that. >> Yeah, that was when I thought my boyfriend was in his 20's. ..Look, I regret that you saw my driver's license during the whole fandango incident. Let's try to work through it, okay? >>Let me guess, you couldn't get a Star Wars ticket either >> What is Star Wars? [laughter] >>fantastic. >> Seriously, we can't see J. Lo. >>Take it easy, Lando. [laughter] >>How did he know your name was Lando? >> Leave it on, baby. I happen to think you make a beautiful Queen Amidala. >> See, if you were 25, I might have found that sweet, but since I know you're 35, I'm skeeved out by it. >> Excuse me? >> Yeah? >>These wars, the stars you spoke of earlier, should I be concerned? >> Oh, boy. >> You know, I never explicitly said I was 25. >> No, but when I guessed 25, you did say, "close enough." God, I can't believe I'm dating a 35-year-old that acts like a 13-year-old. >>I would like to see a 13-year-old build a suit like this.>>I have to get some friends my own age.

Simpsons, the (US Anim) - [1] Round Springfield (#6.22) 4/30/95 Lisa (Smith) is looking up into the clouds while laying on her back with her saxophone. Figures appear in the shape/form of clouds. A jazz legend, Bleeding Gums Murphy, gives her advice, then Mufasa appears and says, 'You must avenge my death Kimba - dah, I mean Simba!', then Darth Vader appears and says, 'I am your father', then James Earl Jones appears and says, 'This is CNN' (all voiced by Harry Shearer) [2] Mayored to the Mob and Who put the Star in Star Wars? (#10.9) 12/20/98 Mark Hamill appears, with Homer as his bodyguard. Homer eventually saves his life. "Use the forks!" [3] Mark Hamill sings a Star Wars parody of Luck be a Lady Tonight. [4] A wrestling match between Battlestar Galactica robots and the 'Gay robots of Star Wars.' [5] "Database: Daaah, talk about Star Wars!" You can see C3P0's head go by. [6] Chewbacca appears at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con entrance. [7] Bart the General (#1.5) 2/4/90 Bart Simpson (Cartwright): '..there are no good wars. With three exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy' [8] I Married Marge (#3.12) 12/26/91 Bart Simpson was conceived the night Home and Marge saw 'The Empire Strikes Back' [9] Homer Simpson to Marge (Kavner): 'Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.'[10] Homer ruins the surprise in TESB, for everyone waiting in line, when he complains, 'I can't believe that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.' [11] Marge vs. the Monorail (#4.2) 1/14/93 Mayor Quimby (Castellaneta) mistakenly tells Leonard Nimoy, 'May/the Force be with you' [12] Homer's suit for the monorail looks like Darth Vader [13] Lisa the Beauty Queen (#4.4) Lisa tries on the hairdos of Marge, Grace Jones, Bo Derek and Princess Leia and [14] a caricature of Darth Vader on a surf board in the background. [15] Itchy and Scratchy: the Movie (#4.6) 11/3/92 [16] Stormtrooper cameos [17] Mr. Burns (Shearer) , 'Evacuate - in my moment of triumph?! I think you overestimate their destructive capabilities.' [18] Mr. Burns' character once had a version of the 'Imperial March' underscored for him [19] Krusty the Clown (Castellaneta) goes to get coffee at a shop called "Java the Hutt" [20] Homer Defined (#3.5) 10/17/91 Burns leaves his office in a pod very similar to the one C3PO and R2D2 use to escape from the Empire in ANH [21] Homer vs. Patty and Selma (#6.7) 2/26/95 Bart's ballet teacher appears to him with advice, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Use the Ballet!'. [22] Skinner (Shearer) is happy about Ralph Wiggum's (Cartwright) science project and says, 'Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it's Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie! They're all here!...We have a winner!' [23] Ralph drops his Chewbacca figure and whines, 'I bent my Wookiee!' [24] Lisa's Rival (#6.2) 9/11/94 Allison, a rival of Lisa's, offers this apropos anagram for Alec Guinness: Genuine Class [25] Springfield Connection (#6.23) 5/7/95 Springfield Pops plays the Star Wars theme (in a place that's very much looking like the Hollywood Bowl) and Homer complains to Marge that tampering with the classics will make John Williams turn over in his grave. [26] Treehouse of Horror VII (#8.1) 10/27/96 Tiny spaceships attack Bart along the contours and perimeter of his body, like X-Wings on the Death Star in ANH [27] Burns Hair a spoof of the THX trailer - which is so loud that it breaks glasses, teeth are shattered and another man's head explodes....everyone cheers, except for Grandpa Simpson (Castellaneta) who cries, 'Turn it up!' [28] One of the caricatures at the school festival is of Darth Vader [29] Treehouse of Horror: VIII (#9.4) 10/26/97 Mr. Burns -Notice the black hood, white pale face, and the line, 'Now you will die...' [30] Burns Baby Burns (#8.4) 11/17/96 There's a Darth Vader mask in the mask shop [31] This Little Wiggy (#9.18) 3/22/98 The logo on the "Mars" part of the Knowledgeum is the same font as in the "Star Wars" logo. [32] The sperm gun in This Little Wiggy (#9.18) 3/22/98 looks like the laser cannons on the Millennium Falcon. [33] Chewbacca at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con door [34] Database: Daaah, talk about Star Wars! [35] Viva Ned Flanders (#10.10) 1/10/99 Comic Book Guy (Azaria), 'my other car is the Millennium Falcon' [36] Treehouse of Horror: X (#11.4) 10/31/99 The Collector wants Lucy Lawless to call him Obi-Wan. [37] Treehouse of Horror: X George Lucas is on of the 'shrink-wrapped' people in his lair. [38] Treehouse of Horror: X Comic Book Guy is battling with Xena (Lawless), he says, 'You can't defeat me with Darth Maul's lightsaber from Episode I!' He takes it out of its packaging. So Xena points out, 'Oh no, you took it out of its original Mylar packaging, its no longer a collectible!', The Comic Book Guy is devastated, immediately falling down into a large tub full of chemicals that will preserve him (thanks to Jaded Destiney for #38!) [39] Darth Vader waits in the queue of people attempting to win Abe's money [40] Bart's Friend Falls In Love (#3.23) 5/7/92 Millhouse (Hayden) has an X-Wing poster [41] in the comics: Mr. Burns employs Stormtroopers [42] A Stormtrooper guard is in the desert. [43] Duff Man/Corporate Duff Man against righteous Homer, is forced to choose between the right thing: saving Homer or throwing Homer out of Duff park (home of the Springfield Isotopes.) Duff Man rebels against Corporate Duff Man, picking him up over his head and throwing Corporate Duff Man over the outfield wall. [44] Halloween Episode 2001 - Yoda presides over a wedding between a gypsy and a leprechaun. [45] Homer's at the power plant and outside his window in a hallway Carl and Lenny are fighting each other with radioactive sticks. Looking and sounding like a lightsaber. Lenny locks lightsabers with Carl then says, "PHANTOM MENACE SUCKS MORE!" Then Lenny fights back and goes, "ATTACK OF THE CLONES SUCKS EVEN MORE!" [46] Send In The Clones featured a magic hammock that cloned Homer Simpson, so many times that he was even referenced as the 'Viet-Clones'. [47] The Springfield Files: Chewie is singing and dancing with Agent Scully. [48] Chewbacca is in a line-up, and is seen at the end of the episode. [49] Gump Roast (#13.17) 4/21/02 In this episode, Hibbert is thrown into jail for impersonating Darth Vader [50] Gump Roast (#13.17) 4/21/02 the Imperial March plays when Mr. Burns is introduced at the roast. [51] Homer's Triple Bypass (#4.11) 12/17/92 Homer impersonates Princess Leia [52] Old Money (#2.17) 3/28/91 In the line of people waiting to explain to Grandpa why they should have his money, stands Darth Vader, using a black lightsaber as a walking stick. [53] Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (#11.3) 10/24/99 There is a Star Wars poster in Planet Springfield. [54] The Last Temptation of Krusty (#9.15) 2/22/98 Café called Java the Hutt. [55] The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (#8.11) 1/19/97 Bart whistles like R2. [56] A Star is Burns (#6.18) 3/5/95 One time when they show Burns' office and they start to zoom into him sitting at his desk, the Darth Vader theme is played. [57] Brush with Greatness (#2.18) 4/11/91 Mr. Burns stays over at the Simpson household so that Marge could do his portrait, Bart walks in on him while he's taking a shower. Some say this is the same scene as in ESB with Piett walking in on Vader in his chamber. [58] Worst Episode Ever (#12.11) 2/4/01 A woman comes to the comic book shop wanting to sell a box of "junk". Inside she has an original handwritten Star Wars script, Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape, and the alternate ending to The Empire Strikes Back in which Chewbacca is Luke's father [59] Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? Part of Homer's trip on the Spinemelter 3000 is like a Hyperspace jump. [60] Bart Sells His Soul (#7.5) 10/8/95 Insect Control man sounds like Vader [61] Treehouse of Horror XI (#12.1) Jabba the Butt tattoo, Comic Book Guy carrying a lightsaber. [62] Bart is daydreaming about what to do with $1000 bill he finds. He dreams of a mansion on the moon with R2-D2 playing bass. (Thanks to Sander for #62) [63] Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (#2.4) 11/1/90 Burns runs for Governor, Lisa is in the library doing research and an overhead pan shot of the desks resembles the Imperial crest. (Thanks to aodhjedi for #63!) [64] Bart's Friend Falls In Love (#3.23) 5/7/92 The opening scene is a parody of the Gold Idol scene in Raiders (this one is marvelous) [65] Cape Feare (#5.2) 10/7/93 (see pic below) [66] It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge (#) 5/14/00 Patty and Selma say, "The bitterness is strong in this one"